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Last saturday in auburn...

2006-05-07T10:02:00.000-07:00

Well last nite was my last saturday in Auburn, Al for the summer..We finally started on this list and got two accomplished yesterday.. We first started out with me cooking everyone lunch/dinner on the grill.. The last evening hours was spent at the Arboretum on the lovely campus of Auburn with my girls listening to tap dancers and being chased away i think atleast... it was a fun saturday but i'll be back in august to have plenty more of those... so heres some pictures of my last saturday..

viv you lookin good there..
one of the brothers o'neal
gangsta
The BUGG IS BACK IN TOWN THE BUGG IS BACK IN TOWN!!
my gangsta ladies

dance party yeah..
This picture is priceless right here...

You shouldn't pass out early on the couch... this will happen...

2006-05-07T09:37:00.000-07:00

so the nite was fucking awesome... AG passed out AGAIN. when is he going to learn...pierre la france came into town this weekend and had some fun...

pretty little adam..
the shoe incident could have been alot worse... they could have been burned..
i think rivers wants some of that..

brittany wanted to give adam some lovin
the group photo with conor, rollie, richard, rivers and adam..thanks adam

hell yeah adam the fuckin flaming sailors anchor on your arm rocks man..

Conor enjoyed his writing but he wasn't the dumbass who stayed sleeping... he actually got up and cleaned it off... he didn't go riding into the nite on his bike with shit all over his face did he now...

A DOG WITH RABIES- ZACARIAS MOUSSAOUI

2006-04-03T15:02:00.000-07:00

Today Zacaria Moussaoui had court and did not take his role in the sentencing very well... He said "May GOD CURSE YOU ALL" as he stormed out of the court room today after those "Jury Duty" style jurors told him he is eligble for the DEATH penalty. To me, he look like a dog with rabies to me...
how do these sketch artists get these sketches.. cause none of these people in the normal pictures look like this drawring..
Could be a Crackhead that jus got ahold of da wrong stuff tryin to fly some planes into some buildings..

Heres the story from cnn.. http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/03/moussaoui.verdict/index.html

Let that mother fucker burn...They should hang his ass in downtown DC... then blow his ass up..Its about time they actually start the sentencing case... Its been almost 5 years already..

Grand Buffet and Of Montreal Concert!!!

2006-03-25T12:51:00.000-08:00

How awesome is this picture with me caroline emily and rollie... Doesn't seem like rollie really cares..

Jackson is the jam master.. I want that guitar..

Friday nite was the most fun nite in a long time... Five of us piled into Emily G's car.. thank you by the way.. and headed to Athens Georgia.. I've been there before but not the downtown area... After a long and exciting drive of many bathroom stops due to the fact that liquor runs

right thru you.. We finally made it to Athens and I thought this town is Fuckin Amazing.. Why can't auburn be like this... People in athens are weird tho.. So here are some pictures of the evening..
Jackson decided to sport his Billy Idol shirt to the concert this time.. By the way if you haven't noticed our slight resemblence... we really are blood brothers..

For the finale I wanted to Hear "Candy Bars" because that is the best damn song they got.. It's pure classic.. So as Lord Grunge is setting up the cd player for their next track Jackson was talkin to the crowd about some bullshit i dont' remember.. so after he stopped talking i yelled CANDY BARS.. and jackson replied "YOU want some fuckin candy bars.. you got your candy bars.." he then got Lord Grunge to change the track because he played it on my request which was cool..

Of Montreal opened up as the same as they did in atlanta... That kinda disappointed me just because most of the people there saw the atlanta show probably and saw the same show last nite in athens...They start off with the wedding dress act which i think is kinda gay.. Then opend with Rapture Rapes the Muses..

Dottie is amazingly beautiful... She knows it too..

Me Rollie Caroline and Jared aka Lord Grunge were hangin out smokin cigs.. Jared thinks our government is fascisti.. which he explained his reasonings and hes right.. We talked a little about V for Vendetta which he agreed is a very significant movie right now due to whats going on around the world... I agreed with him as well as rollie... Hopefully we can get Grand Buffet to come to auburn... Jared said they'd love to come here and have fun...

See were brothers...

After we got on the road after a detour around athens thanks to rivers, we eventually make it past atlanta and a car decides to blow up around exit 21.. that sends us on a terrible detour to columbus georgia.. the most shithole of a city ever.. but we made it back to auburn after following georgia Road 85 signs for about 15 minutes in columbus.. Its cool tho cause it was the most fun i've had in a while.. The concerts were amazing and everyone that came was freakin awesome... Rod V.. have a safe trip to San Fran.. Glad that you could go to the concert it was a blast.. "OH OH OH OH OH MY GOD YOUR WEIRD"

MMM SWEET AND SOUR BABY!!

2006-03-25T10:14:00.000-08:00

Sweet and sour sauce is the shit... sike... tell me why richard.. say it ain't so buck... say it ain't so..

While everyone was sitting around the kitchen table on thursday nite, you know doin what we do, I noticed that the cup of Sweet and Sour sauce was still sitting on the table from my dinner... Well i opened my mouth and said I'd give someone 5 bucks to drink it... Not knowing that the sauce had solidified and also its sweet and sour sauce... that shit is fuckin grose.. why do chinese people eat that shit... i don't know..well heres a few action scenes of richard eatin that shit... Poor RIrChard!!

After he took his first gulp he almost puked and had to drink some good ol' natty lite to take the taste away.. he then proceeds to put it in the microwave to think that will do something... but no.. not only is it still solidified but warm.. too warm for it to still be a solid... He did however manage to finish the slosh of shit in a styrofoam cup... Although i did have to pay him to eat it (5 bucks) but it was well worth it to watch him squirm as he ate that shit..That was about the only thing i really remember from thursday nite..

ALMOST

2006-03-16T00:44:00.000-08:00

Now at this point in the morning (2:45) i'm pretty drunk and other sorts and am wondering why I'm still awake.. Well as I sit here listening to my favorite Grateful Dead song "Wharf Rat" I'm going to ramble on about some nothing.. This kid from the Kappa Sigma Fraternity, which is the "frat" I pledged in spring 2005, decided to take a rip.. well after that he thinks everythings good to go till he passes out on my kitchen table for 2 hours..When he awakens he staggers to my door and stands out on the patio (which is really a sidewalk) and stretches a bit, like anyone would do awakening from a nap.. After the stretch he immediately runs down about half way down the parking lot and begins to hurl.. (Cory 3, people who can't handle a GV 0.) now that leads back to me listening to another Grateful Dead song "Sugar Magnolia".

The weekend is almost here and it's St. Patricks Day on friday... I will spend my time after 5pm getting as plastered as possible along with the rest of the crew.. Saturday hopefully we can get another keg rollin again and have another fun weekend.. Next week is the last week of classes before spring break and theres too mcuh to think about for classes... Spring break is goin to be OFF THE CHAINS.. Orange Beach is the destination of the Xylophones... Enjoy the rest of your week and I'll be seein you shortly..

"Yeah I killed JFK, but it was that harlot Jody Foster that made me do it"-Gerbals

"Thats a Big Growl for such a little Tiger"-Jen

Its a Celebrtion Bitches!!

2006-03-11T16:39:00.000-08:00

Today has been the laziest day in a long time... did absolutely nothing but loundge around with my blankey over at Jens...Watched a little Robin Hood cartoon style.. and by that time ideas were stirring around in a big pot to see if we were going to have a keg tonite.. Well plans are that there is a keg over here tonite so everyone is more than welcome bring your game faces.. Also Tonite is ROD MOTHA FUCKIN V's last evening here in auburn before spring break and before he leaves us for CALI. that fucker thinks he's so cool.. but nah not really.. But we are throwing him the most KickAss party here at the Hood so everyone come and enjoy the festivities...Rod V this nite is to you... enjoy it biotch...

My do we have the greatest leader in the world..

2006-03-10T12:14:00.000-08:00

Today good Ol' W today reinforced his conservative thought with "Every decision I make in the White House domestic and overseas revolves around 9/11." why the hell would you think about saying that.. Considering over half of the countries population does not like you as our president, WHY?!?!?and no one wants to hear all of our money and resources are going just toward our military.. I think i did a fine job showing our true colors of our Czar.. or president or what ever you want to call him.. Fucker should be put in jail for his mass killings around the middle east.. but no they want to arrest some guy for doing what he's told and "Pulpifying" someones legs while that person was in prison for terrorism..
This weekend is goin to be great.. pregamin it at Jen's tonite then headin off to charlies. Jays homecoming and i guess Christy's birthday or somethin like that.. 2 more weeks till spring break and i think we have pretty much everything set up for it.. just need one more taker on the condo.. Anyone who wants to join us just let me know. Blaze 2 get at me tomorrow...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain

SPRING BREAK PLANS.. and so on

2006-03-08T13:55:00.000-08:00

well i got the "Access Denied" button pushed on my ass for going to the lake house after Of Montreal because some friends of the family are going to the lakehouse the same week.. that sucks but we still got florida and possibly gulf shores.. While at work today i plan on narrowing the selection down to about 3-4 places with a ton of information about each location.. Gulf shores being one, navarro beach, Fl.. Crystal River, Fl.. and possibly destin is another... if you got any options or know of any other cool places to go let me know.. Spring break is going to be outa control.. So get your drinkin shoes ready to go cause we'll be outa here soon enough.. Hopefully this weather stays like it is and gets even warmer down by the beach.. 2 weeks left.. This week is now halfway over and the weekend is going to start tomorrow.. 311 is coming to AU tomorrow at Hutsell Track roughly around 7 or so.. Its been a great week with absolutely nothing to do.. Rod V and I wooped some freakin ass in trivial pursuit.. I believe were the Trivial Pursuit Masters.. Thats right suck it.. i think thats enough for now..

Terrorists Need to Stop Their BULLSHIT

2006-03-02T12:35:00.000-08:00

Here we go again, Fuckin terrorists in Pakistan killed an American Diplomat. This shit needs to stop. All america forces and people need to leave the middle east promptly. You see that car.. an american is in that bitch dieing.. Mr.President I call for you to bring our troops and people home from the middle east now. It is a necessity for you to do so.. When will this end...Fuckin BULLSHIT

KARACHI, Pakistan - A suicide attacker rammed a car packed with explosives into a vehicle carrying an American diplomat in Pakistan’s largest city, killing four people — including the diplomat — ahead of President Bush’s visit to Pakistan.
Bush condemned the attack near the U.S. Consulate and a luxury hotel in Karachi, and said “terrorists and killers” would not prevent him from going to Pakistan on the final leg of his tour of South Asia.
“We have lost at least one U.S. citizen in the bombing, a foreign service officer, and I send our country’s deepest condolences to that person’s loved ones and family,” Bush said at a news conference in neighboring India, without naming the diplomat.

Fuckin work and shit

2006-03-02T11:12:00.000-08:00

So here I'm back in the Lrc and I have to watch over the desk... For some reason everytime I come to work i have to watch the desk...Mrs. Gomez likes to take breaks about every hour then has the audacity to bitch about her job and how stressful it is... how can it be stressful if your always on break? It does not make sense to me.. This job has got to be the easiest jobs on campus.. you sit on your ass at a desk and maybe check out some equipment every now and then.. maybe shelve a few books but thats about it... her fuckin job is no different than mine..Plus she's not even Mexican... she's turkish.. she don't sound turkish or look turkish or even have a turkish name... its fuckin mind boggling..I'm glad its thursday and i get outa this place at 4...

Other than work today has been a pretty damn good day minus the clouds.. Its a high about 65 with a nice breeze..Just how it should be.. My dumbass thought i was suppose to have a test this morning but no.. i find out last nite and i felt like a straight up ass... not that i would have a problem with the test cause i definately did not need to cram for this thing.. About a month till spring break and i'm still tryin to figure out where the hell were goin... Motha Fuckin Rod V got the OK from the rents to stay with us for spring break instead of movin to Cali.. Sorry for the random rants about work but thats how the shit goes down.. Maybe sometime soon you can actually get some of my delightful stories from the journies around..."Blaze 2 get at me tomorrow, PEACE!!"

First Blog.. so stupid

2006-02-28T15:54:00.000-08:00

Well i'm bored as hell at work and i decided to make a blog... Eventually i will get the ball on the road and actually post something of importance... but not anytime soon... Today is Mardi Gras so happy fuckin mardi gras.. Once i make it out of this hell hole i will be celebrating this fine day with Mardi Grass..so far you get nothing to this site so enjoy it.. new posts will be soon...